The Chuck Norris Facts Internet Phenomena

How Facts About Chuck Norris Made a Movie Star Into a Web Icon

© Craig Sanders

Nov 17, 2008
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You've heard them before: His chief export is pain, He has two speeds, Walk and Kill, and tons of others. But where did the Chuck Norris Facts come from? And why?

Once Chuck Norris was a shining, testosterone-laden star of the movie screen. His movies had entertained millions looking for a good explosion or roundhouse kick. However, for the past three years, Chuck Norris has become the star of something else: The Internet.

The Creation of the Chuck Norris Facts List

Chuck Norris facts began filtering through the Internet around the beginning of 2005 as an offshoot of the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Once the domain of internet message boards, they shot across the Internet Stratosphere after a clever gamer created a Chuck Norris Fact Generator as a World of Warcraft add on. Entrenched in the gaming community, Chuck Norris Facts went on to conquer popular culture and become the darling of hipsters everywhere.

The facts were most likely inspired by Conan O’Brien. O’Brien often had a routine of his television show involving a “Walker Texas Ranger Lever,” a machine that would show random clips of Norris from his show.

“Why Chuck Norris?” and His Opinion on the Joke

So one may ask “Why Chuck Norris?” Much of Internet Phenomena become popular as ironic appreciation, for example, “the Rickroll” (posting a fake link on a message board loading to a video of Rick Astley.) Chuck Norris’s movies are well known for being poorly acted, supplemented by high testosterone action. As such, he was a prime target for this ironic adoration, which apparently has morphed into iconic adoration.

Chuck Norris, for his part, has become a fan of Chuck Norris Facts. According to his website Chuck Norris.com, Norris was surprised and flattered by the facts and finds some of them amusing. Since then he has gone on to participate in the satire through a 2007 Mountain Dew commercial.

Ten Favorite Chuck Norris Facts

  • Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
  • Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  • Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
  • A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  • Chuck Norris once shot down a Russian fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
  • Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
  • There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
  • Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Selected Chuck Norris Movies

The Wrecking Crew - 1969 (appeared in)

Return Of The Dragon - 1973 (feature film debut)

Breaker! Breaker! - 1976

Good Guys Wear Black - 1977

A Force Of One - 1978

The Octagon - 1979

An Eye For An Eye - 1980

Silent Rage - 1981

Forced Vengeance - 1981

Lone Wolf McQuade - 1982

Missing In Action - 1984

Missing In Action II: The Beginning - 1985

Code Of Silence - 1985

Invasion USA - 1985

Delta Force - 1986

Firewalker - 1986

Braddock: Missing In Action III - 1987

Hero And The Terror - 1988

Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold - 1990

The Hitman - 1991

Sidekicks - 1993

Hellbound - 1994

Top Dog - 1995

Forrest Warrior - 1995 (released on video only)

Walker, Texas Ranger - 1993 to 2001 (Television Show)


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Dec 13, 2008 9:33 PM
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When Chuck Norris goes to vegas ,nothing stays in vegas, because he roundhouse kicks everything
Dec 13, 2008 9:35 PM
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Chuck Norris once played baseball,he lost, because he hited the ball so hard it went around the world 3 times and an outfilder catch it.
Dec 13, 2008 9:38 PM
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Chuck can have sex with any men a still not be gay and he has sex with any women and be gay and still had sex with everyone and not being bisexual.
Dec 13, 2008 9:43 PM
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Chuck can touch his right knee with his rigth feet and his left hand with his left elbow
Jan 2, 2009 11:13 AM
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chuck knows the way to amarillo
Feb 10, 2009 12:28 AM
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Only Chuck Norris can delete Vlan 1! (networking related fact :P )
Feb 27, 2009 8:28 AM
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Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris did infact build Rome in a day.
Atlantis became lost because Chuck Norris went there and got angry.
Outer Space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt escape from Death, Death escapes from Chuck Norris.
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